Dear HGTV,
Thanks. My productivity level is now zero. I don't have a home, I don't have a garden, I'm most certainly not your target audience. In spite of this, I find myself intrigued. House Hunters? Brilliant. Design Star? Genius. Hidden Potential? Flawless.
Not only have you drained my productivity, you have also managed to successfully highlight the serious downfalls of my homeownership. What? What's that you say? My situation cannot be called "homeownership" because I do not, in fact, own a home? Well, thank you again. You have sufficiently proved my point. I do not own a home, I do not have $200,000 with which to buy a home. I do not have a home to remodel, to renovate, to redecorate or to "re-" do anything else to. Yay for me.
HGTV, I hate you. Nay, I loathe you. Keep up the excellent work.
All my love,
Lauren
